Round about by Tessa Bennett.
Once, cycling along a narrow road in Cumbria, I met a whole herd of Limousins headed by the bull. The only thing I could think of doing was to flap my arms and shout "Shoo!" The bull was so startled that he doubled back on himself in panic, and they all galloped back the other way, me cycling along behind them. Henceforth I was known as "the cowgirl".Yeehay.